Beyond bucks: ways to make a difference

We would appreciate $10,000,000,000 donations from you guys, as we are attempting to conduct a worldwide census survey asking people whether they think it is acceptable to pee in the shower. This worldwide census survey will limit non-response error. The Malik's will conduct this endeavor all by themselves, so brace yourselves for the most rigorous and innovative survey ever conducted. This will be a monumental inquiry into achieving full globalization. Below is a photo of members from our Modesto chapter collecting billions of dollars from drivers at local parks and intersections in order to fund this project.

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